Thursday is about something exciting for me because it is almost Friday. I’m glad that soon it’s going to be Friday. And that means it’s weekend. But on the other hand, it also means that this week is almost end. And this week will be the last weekend in March.

I remember starting this year with a lot of hope that this year will be productive. I have some goals that i want to accomplish by end of this month. But looking at the time, I think one of them will be delayed. But not too worry, we still have about 9 months to go. How about you? Have you accomplish what you want to do? Or you have been discouraged after so many failed attempts to accomplish goals, so that you didn’t make any goal this year. I hope you are not discourage because as long as it is today,  we still have time to accomplish better things for tomorrow

On this post, I want to share a quite old joke that my friend shared to me and I happened to find it in the internet again. I hope this joke can lighten your day and encourage you for the future (if you have discouraged).

Cooperation between good and evil

Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.  Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.  “Gentlemen,” the Devil started, “Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven.  If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don’t know or cannot answer, then you’re worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you’ll come with me to Hell.”  The philosopher then stepped up, “OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates’ Socrates’ teachings.”  With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil.  The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct.  “Then, go to Hell!”  With another snap of his finger, the philsopher disappeared.  The mathematician then asked,”Give me the most complicated formula ever theorized!”  With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. “Then, go to Hell!” With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared too.  The idiot then stepped forward and said, “Bring me a chair!”  The Devil brought forward a chair. “Drill 7 holes on the seat.”  The Devil did just that.  The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart.  Standing up, he asked, “Which hole did my fart come out from?”  The Devil inspected the seat and said,”The third hole from the right.” “Wrong,” said the idiot, “it’s from my asshole.”  And the idiot went to heaven.

source: http://unijokes.com/send-joke-183/

This is just a joke, don’t take it seriously. But I learnt from this joke about how to humble myself. I might think that I know a lot of things. But somewhere out there, there is somebody else or even some people who knows more than me.

I hope this joke is not too corny for your taste. 🙂

1Pe 5:6-7 – “Humble yourselves, therefore, under God’s mighty hand, that he may lift you up in due time. Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you.”

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