This is a joke that I found on my email that I think it’s quite cool. I don’t know what do you believe, but this is what I believe that Jesus’ save. He is willing to accept you no matter who you are. You don’t need to change your habit first or to be holy before you can come.

The first 3 things needed from you:
1. Admit that we are sinful and nothing we can do to save our lives
2. There is no one else that can save our soul. (if you find some other way, let us know)
3. Accept Him in Your heart that He is the only one that is willing to come and died for you and me so that we can have life. He doesn’t need to do that, but He choose to do that to save you and me.

I know this is over simplified explanation for important thing in your life. Have you received Him? If yes, good. If not, try to find out more about this. This is about your life. And believe me, there’s no other chance once you lose your life.

On a lighter note, enjoy the joke and have a great day.

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, ‘THAT’S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.’

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with

heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

‘It’s gone! It’s all GONE! ‘I lost everything when the power went out!’

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

‘Wait!’ he screamed. ‘That’s not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don’t have any?’

God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES

Rev 3: 20 “Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with him, and he with Me.”